I KISSED A DOG AND I DIDN"T LIKE IT

When my wife Debbie and I were dating for meanness she would sic her Chihuahua on me and she would draw blood. My wife thought it was funny. Of course I was in love so I put up with it. After we were married I came home from basic training and we were staying in her parents house until I left for my first duty assignment in Oregon. One morning I woke up and when I leaned over to kiss her I kissed that dog right in the mouth. So kind of like Katy Perry I can say that I kissed a dog but I didn't like it.