Monday, September 12, 2016

Are You A Deplorable Trump Supporter? Take The Deplorable Test

  Hillary has called half of all Trump supporters "Deplorables". In order to identify what half you fall into, if you are a Trump supporter, please answer the following questions. Just answer the questions with a simple yes or no answer. 

1. Were you ever removed from a House Judiciary Committee staffer job because of incompetence and lying?

2. Have you ever tried to scam people out of their property if they were late on just one mortgage payment?

3. Have you ever married a serial liar and cheater knowing that they were a serial liar and cheater before you married them?

4. Have you ever protected a serial liar and cheater because it secured your own political viability?

5. Have you ever protected a serial liar and cheater even when they were guilty of rape?

6. Have you destroyed the reputation of your husbands victims, and used intimidation tactics against them in order to secure your own political viability.

7. Are you a serial liar?

8. Have you lied about “sniper fire” in an attempt to simulate exposure to danger in a war zone?

9. Have you ever been the subject of a “vast right-wing conspiracy” that led to the impeachment and disbarment of your husband?

10. Have you ever taken crockery, furniture, artwork and other items from the White House and had to return and them or pay for them?

11. Have you ever said “what difference, at this point, does it make” about four brave people killed in Libya as a direct result of your failure to protect them on the anniversary of September 11, 2001?

12. Have you ever totally ignored the structure and rules for the handling of sensitive national security information?

13. Have you ever amassed a personal fortune with “speaking fees” and payments from private sector political donors and foreign governments into transparent “foundations” in obvious exchange for future political favor?

14. Have you ever invested 1,000 dollars into cattle futures and reaped a profit of 100,000 dollars?

15. Have you ever arranged for the firing of the White House travel office on trumped up charges in order to make way for the hiring of your cronie friends?

16. Have you ever collected F.B.I. records in order to collect dirt on your political opponents?

17. Have you ever been called before a grand jury or congress to answer questions about political corruption or abuse of power?

18. Have you ever obstructed an ongoing investigation of a death by removing evidence from the deceased person's office?

19. Have you ever had your law firm billing records, that were requested in a corruption investigation, mysteriously disappear, only to miraculously reappear six months later?

20. Have you ever turned the Lincoln bedroom into a Motel Six?

21. Have you ever contributed to destabilizing the Middle East?

22. Have you ever worked to make Iran a nuclear power and funded terrorism?

23. Have you used a charity to peddle influence with countries that are our enemies and regularly abuse women and kill homosexuals?

24. Last but not least have you ever looked grieving relatives in the eyes to tell them that their loved ones were killed because of a film when you knew that wasn't true?

If you answered yes to any one of these questions you are a deplorable person. If you answered yes two or more times may God have mercy on your soul.     

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